berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

bandogs

Another way to say bandages from the popular game that turned south, Fortnite battle royale.

I'm popping some bandogs gimme a sec

by lila_lover November 7, 2021

birndog

Someone who talks about consuming lots of alcohol on a given night, but when the time comes, the person drinks an incredible amount less than he or she said they were going to consume.

Wow Franklin, you said you were going to drink a case of beer and you've had 4. You're being a birndog tonight.

by The Aryan June 9, 2017

barndominium

essentially a barn on the bottom with a "condo" or other living quarters on top. Usually found in rural areas.

I can keep my tractors and have my house all in one building! You should come check out my barndominium!

by CountryClassy June 2, 2011

barnography

To rape and pillage barn animals for others viewing pleasure.

I just got some crazy barnography from my buddy's farm down the road

by coutter May 2, 2011

bardog

habitual daily drinker at a bar, may or may not fit into the bar clique crowd, but usually does; and gets most of their daily gossip from the other bardogs.

Bardog "x" dog sits down at bar and orders a drink, says "how you doin" to bardog "y" ; Y tells him everything from who is fuc...who to who wipes their ass the wrong way.

by gergeis January 11, 2009