Bratarded

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

by djgringo June 16, 2010

Barnard Castle eye test

A lie so obviously false no one could possibly believe it.

"The NHS is perfectly safe in tory hands"
I think you should take the "barnard castle eye test" mate

by Niverslice May 26, 2020

Barnard

Barnard College is a school affiliated with Columbia University. It is a girls-only, artsy school in New York City.

Someone who goes to Barnard will graduate with a degree from Columbia University.

The school is noted for its political science department.

MA2: Didn't you go to Columbia University?

MA3: Technically, I went to Barnard. But I have a degree from Columbia.

by macubed58 November 22, 2009

Barbaroed

adj: the state of drunkeness that ensues shortly after blacking out where people have to shake you to see if your alive and breathing still

essentially being passed out from so much drinking people wonder if your going to die

Charlie was face down on the kitchen floor and not moving. After 26 beers and a few shots, he was barbaroed.

by Brad T. D. C. January 4, 2008

Ollie Barnard

A word used to describe someone who is really cool. Usually calling somebody this means they consist of legendary material.

OMG, that guy is SO Ollie Barnard! I wish I was him, he's SO cool!!!

by Randomer9999999 March 30, 2009

bernardette

A boss ass bitch. She may seem shy but she is crazy so be careful. Once you get to know her she is really nice, sweet, funny and overall just a great friend. Once you have her in your life you won’t want to loose her.

Did you see that girl?
Yeah she is a total Bernardette!

by Bail101970 October 2, 2019

bertarded

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013