Barney's Franks

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.

Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!

by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Bailey's

Alcoholic beverage, best when consumed from a shoe. Popular at clubs where people wee on each other.

You ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?

by FrankTheTank09 August 1, 2008

Barney's Dimension

A dark, dark place to be. Some people refer to this as hell. Due to being trapped in a dimension where the population of Barney's are 19.78B and they will have a strong desire to smang you on sight. This slowly drives people insane and suicidal.

I was so horny last Tuesday. Ever since Jeff left me I just wanted Barney to smang me in my ass. So that's what I did... but I forgot about his infectious woobstick... And got telepoted to Barney's Dimension.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Your bailey's in the hallway

"Your bailey's in the hallway', originates at Hoffman Estates High School, from some weird ass theater people, and is another in a long line of euphemisms for saying "your fly's open", or more specifically, "your dick's showing"

(Though, I have never had the opportunity to use it that way)

Tom: Hey! Dude! Your Bailey's in the hallway!!
Zach: Oh, yeah. must hvae forgot to put it in after I went to the bathroom

by theatebuf76 October 8, 2009

Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022