mental arithmetic

Easy if you know how to spell maths

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.

Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2022

arithmetic

a·rith·me·tic   n. uh-rith-muh-tik; adj. ar-ith-met-ik
noun, slang

a telephone number, generally of a young, attractive female.

Man 1: "Who's that?"

Man 2: "That's Susie."

Man 1: "Man, she's fine...I'm gonna need that arithmetic."

by casmith September 20, 2011

arithmetic dog

A dog that walks on three legs and carries one.

I should have consulted with the arithmetic dog before ordering the metal for my project, he always remembers to carry the one.

by meat_man April 28, 2010

floating point arithmetic

something to spare your computers of doing whenever possible

dont you fucking dare put floating point arithmetic in that function, change the variables

by choco_loco November 21, 2023