The barnicle

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother

Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

by Victor wrongly June 1, 2020

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007

barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

brosicle

1. The same as bro, a good buddy or friend. Only to be used during winter weather.

Woa Brosicle, it is cold as balls out here!

by S a m January 7, 2006

Babesicle

Two extremely amazing people who have a lot of svvaq,occasionally has telepathy, quite koolio.

Wow I wish i was as babesicles as them

bodhi and ryan babesicleszq

by iCapn_Crunch July 30, 2012

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005