barnesed

WHEN YOU ENGAGE IN SEX WITH A MAN WHO BRINGS EXCELLENT FOREPLAY BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO ACTUAL PENETRATION AND YOU GET 1-20 SECONDS , LEAVING YOU VERY DISAPPOINTED.

AFTER A MONTH OF BEING PURSUED BY THIS MAN, I FINALLY GAVE IN LAST NIGHT AND I GOT BARNESED.

I WAS LIKE "DAMN I GOT BARNESED!"

by sadkitty101 November 7, 2018

Barensved

A toxic person that spreads hate on for example reddit, if you browse the web you can probably find many barensveds.

Mom: Honey, reddit is a dangerous place, you have to watch out for all the barensveds that will try to bring you down.
Kid: Thanks mom

by ergor February 12, 2021

Barnsey

Someone who can't handle anything which intoxicates the body and does stupid things on a regular basis.

"Dude, she got her tits out and pulled a total Barnsey."

by isetmyfriendsonfire January 4, 2009

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019

BARNSEY

some who tells a shit story with no point or meaning and takes ages to tell it.

the BARNSEY- "did anyone see that ah movie with um that actor who ah u know"

anyone around yells: "BARNSEY!"

by thomas delong'e May 15, 2006

Bareese

A sub-division of english consisting of very long words and sentences. Extremely hard to understand. When written, writing is inhumanly neat and is close to script. Must have translator present to understand. Do not attempt to read Bareese unless you are trained (ie: have heard it spoken before).

As I was strolling down the unusually large avenue, I noticed a new, stupendous house was being built not right on our front doorstep. (Normally in near perfect cursive and illegible. I am not an expert at Bareese so this example of the language is not perfect.)

by epicfailz l0l January 12, 2010

Barnesed

To be a ratfink, cop, snitch that sleeps with underage kids and Turkey bastes crystals

He's so barnesed out that he is elbow deep with that baster while bent over a toilet bowl.

by Sickoneforlife September 15, 2019