Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.

girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter

by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

bradley burkle

A popular star in asia whose most famous for his roles in adult films such as " my son is a transvestite" and " flaming erotica" (tittles translated)

"Hey bro you watch that bradley burkle video?"
"Circle burkle? Way too hardcore, i only like soft gay porn"

by not_alex_and_maddie August 26, 2014

Pulling a Bradley

The art of skipping school and staying home to play a new game that has just been released.

Phil: The new Resident Evil 6 game is coming out tomorrow!
Matt: I'm thinking of pulling a Bradley so I can stay home and no-life it!
Phil: Me too!

by Pulling a Mervin October 6, 2012

Sir John Barleycorn

This is a British name for whisky.

I wouldn't say no to a we drop of Sir John Barleycorn!

by I, Wreckerrr November 28, 2020

bradley james

Young, talented actor who recently took on the part of Prince Arthur in BBC production Merlin.

Possibly (definitely) THE best looking Arthur ever to grace existence. A blonde haired, blue eyed lovely. Capable of hilarious one liners and highly amusing mocking sarcasm - see DVD extras of Merlin.

Will show off incredibly hot torso if necessary, as shown by his scene stealing role in the one off episode of Lewis, which can be found on all good youtubes.

deprived person: 'who IS that??'

smart person: 'Bradley James'

deprived person:'...erm, wow'

bradley jamesprincearthurmerlinBBC

by penny21 April 3, 2009

bordle

(adjective) cute, independent, slightly annoying, and somewhat snooty.

"The plastic surgeon's daughter is hella bordle!"

by Krazeey January 12, 2008