Bangor 

A cesspool shithole city where welfare scumbag live, people dressed up as wanna be thugs and slut walk all over place. Notorious for high drugs trafficking in area and many registered sex offender live there well as drugs user and many homeless people roam around due rent being high and bad economy in Bangor where there isn't many job opportunities. They will not be friend with you if you're normie or if you're being disability. Many shitty apartment rented by slumlords. Many idiots tourists come visit Bangor think it best place to visit in Maine when in fact Bar Harbor is best place to visit for tourists traveler.

Thug: Hey you!

Me: Yes?

Thugs: Do you have $40 I can borrow?

Me: No.

Thug: Fuck off you faggot. I didn't ask you for smoke and drink.

Me: walk away thinking "yes you do, get a job low life scumbag, God I have enough I'm moving out of shithole Bangor to Cincinnati Ohio where there are more job opportunities and better civilian mind people.

Bangor by Tylerpo2 February 9, 2025

Bangor, PA 

A small town in Eastern PA between south of the Poconos but North of the Lehigh Valley with approximately 2 black people. You have to travel at least a half hour to get a goddamn pair of socks. There is all the crappiness of bein a small town without any of the nice open space of bein in the country. There are a few local crackheads. Also, the name being Bangor, people always make sexual puns

Jack: Where are you from?

John: Bangor, PA

Jack: Bangor? Hardly knew her

Bangor, PA by soulja boy jb February 25, 2011

Bangor Maine 

A bad ass town in Maine. Sure you will find your scumbags, people who ride the system etc., but thats the case in every town. So all you haters can go fuck yourself. If it was such a crappy town why do so many goddamn tourist come every year?

City sees all four seasons. Wicked (I am from Maine so I am not a poser using wicked as both good and bad all non Mainers using wicked are posers) cold winters, hot as hell summers, incredible foliage in the fall.

Birth place of Paul Bunyan, often retards from Minnesota,Wisconsin, and others will take credit as the birth place.

Home of the American Folk Festival, and Senior League World Series.

Bangor Maine owns all other towns

Bangor Maine by Smuckatelli October 6, 2009

Bangor, Maine 

A largely ghetto neighborhood that is the northern new england pillhead and reject capital. Expensive, substandard community of pill pushing and disability checks that go hand in hand along with the methadone clinics, handicapitalism in schools, and Labor Ready also known as "Slaver Ready" by locals. Go here to sell or O.D. and you will not be let down! Better yet, try the local JobCorps and get raped by an overweight busdriver or beaten and outnumbered by the people in Capehart. Also very family oriented judging by the number of sex offenders. A must see.

After I get my crazy pay from the government and can walk properly again I'll get some OCs behind Bedwetters (Ledbetters)or the Dope(Hope) House while I'm in Bangor.

You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.

The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.

Bangor, Maine by substandard 187 September 28, 2009

Bangor, Maine 

A little peice of shit city smack-dab in the middle of Maine. Often looked at as "The Queen City", Bangor is full of wiggers and pedophiles who are looking to touch some little kids pecker. Most parts are decent (Such as the tree streets) but others such as Capehart and Downtown are considerded the "ghetto" of bangor due to its drug population.

Women: Wow Bangor, Maine looks like a nice area!

Man: Yeah.....Maybe for a slumlord

Bangor, Maine by Landon West March 19, 2011

Bangor High School 

A high school located in the coulee region filled with a bunch of people who can’t handle losing. They all have no social life and only care about their sports, academics and future plans come second to sports. All the athletes are put on diets and any student who doesn’t play sports is treated like a second class citizen. Bangor is the closest a public school can be to a private school, and that’s not a good thing. To students at Bangor you either play sports or don’t matter.

Bangor: A high school representation of GloboGym

You Talking to Bangor Student: “Hey what’s for lunch today?”
Bangor Student: “Actually yeah we did win conference in football the past 100 years! Hahaha we are better than you!”

“Hey man nice catch”
“Yeah instead of math class we had catching practice in high school.”
“You must’ve went to Bangor High School.”

Bangor High School by JoeMama_2267 October 27, 2019

Bangor Blueberry 

A bruise left after a session of rough sex.

Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.

Bangor Blueberry by t pot January 31, 2019