Bandi(ka)

Bandi(ka) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!

Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him

by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020

Bandi(ka)

Bandi(ka) (also known as Bandi) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!

Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him

by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020

Queen Zinga (or N'zinga) M'Bandi

The king of Ngola (modern day Angola) had a sister named N’Zinga N’Bandi (1582–1663), or Mistress Ana de Souza, name of baptism in the Catholic church), who served as the negotiator of treaties with the Portuguese. She became queen in 1624 when her brother died, and assigned women important government offices. The Portuguese broke the peace agreement, so she led her largely female army against the invaders and built a strong confederation with neighbor kingdoms to eradicate the Portuguese. She ruled until she died at the age of 81.

The restless warrior Queen Zinga fought fiercely for over 40 years against the colonisation and slavery in Congo and Angola.

by Dino March 13, 2005

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

Ayush ki bandi

An Ayush ki bandi is usually caring and loving and super cute and dank asf , you cannot steal her as she's ayush's bandi she's smart intelligent and the most caring creature in the world.

Person 1 - damn that girl's my crush can i ask her out?

Person 2 - nah that's ayush ki bandi you cannot have her

Person 1 - damn I'm jealous

by 0069nezu June 15, 2022

Swass Bandit

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.

Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.

by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013

bandicino

Someone who steals food and beverages from the order up counter at Starbucks.

Hey Jim, that guy just took your mocha and now he is leaving.

Jim: Someone, stop that bandicino!!

by Trstjay March 27, 2015