1. Someone who continually talks about band to whoever would listen, whether it is complaining or bragging. As long as it's about band then they're happy.
2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends.
3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members.
4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field.
5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument.
6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.
2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends.
3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members.
4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field.
5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument.
6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.
Band Geek Innuendos:
What position is that?
Do you want to practice tonguing after school?
Don't blow too hard into your instrument.
You need to finger that better.
I could bang on that drum all day.
What position is that?
Do you want to practice tonguing after school?
Don't blow too hard into your instrument.
You need to finger that better.
I could bang on that drum all day.
by bandgeekpoet October 07, 2008
Someone whose life revolves around band.
Usually classmates in other classes get upset, cause all this person talks about is band.
This type of teenager is usually located in the band room.
They are there so much, they have probably tried to order pizza to the band room.
These people are by far the coolest people you will ever meet.
And they actually have a life, unlike everyone else.
Usually classmates in other classes get upset, cause all this person talks about is band.
This type of teenager is usually located in the band room.
They are there so much, they have probably tried to order pizza to the band room.
These people are by far the coolest people you will ever meet.
And they actually have a life, unlike everyone else.
Band Geek: OMG! That song we're playing in band is amazing! I've downloaded it on my iPod, it's my myspace song....
Student: AHH! SHUTUP ABOUT BAND.
Band Geek: Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a life.
Student: AHH! SHUTUP ABOUT BAND.
Band Geek: Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a life.
by Band Geek <3 May 11, 2007
someone who has done any/all of the following:
Made any reference to making out with an instrument
Has actaully made out with their instrument
Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once
Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
Made any reference to making out with an instrument
Has actaully made out with their instrument
Ever spent over 12 hours in the band room/with the band at once
Is constantly in step with the person next to them in the halls
I make out with my sousaphone on a regular basis I am always in step with the people near me and I have spent over 12 hours at a a time on several occasions
by tubagod08 August 05, 2005
You know you're a band geek if:
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!
However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
1. You secretly look down on all those not in band
2. You like to make fun of choir kids
3. The songs you're learning in band tend to get stuck in your head ALL DAY
4. Band is your favourite class of the day
5. A lot of your stories start with "Remember that time in band when..."
6. You can play more than one instrument
7. You will fight to the death to defend band if someone makes fun of you for being in it
8. You KNOW band is awesome and no one can tell you otherwise!
However, there is still prejudice amongst the band geeks. There are the uppity, 'too cool' kids who only took band because they thought it'd be an easy class, but they don't really count as band geeks. Then there are the kids (usually asian) who practise all the time and are AMAZING, but keep to themselves and usually don't talk at all. Then there are the rest of the geeks, who come in all shapes sizes colours and abilities.
by Jonty! October 26, 2011
One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 05, 2004
A very unique and interesting specimen who is not only highly skilled in the art of seduction, sexual satisfying and love making but also a Wiz when it comes to anything and everything about School adn academics.
A Genius in the room and in the classroom.
A Genius in the room and in the classroom.
Guy - Man, that girl I did last night got some serious skillz! I think I even damn learned a thing or two.
Girl - Well of course, she's a Band Geek.
Girl - Well of course, she's a Band Geek.
by Mashed Potato Soup January 10, 2009
A band geek is someone who everyday of their lives, is thinking about marching band. Who everyday during third period play their show instead of paying attention to the class. A band geek, is someone who embraces the fact that they ARE a band geek. a Band geek is someone who will fight at every practice with their best friend, and be best friends again the next day! Because all band geeks, especially drummers, think they are always right!
Chritopher: Were Colleen and Hillary fighting again?
William: Yep I think they were.
Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?
William: They are band geeks!
Christopher: Yeah!
William: Yep I think they were.
Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?
William: They are band geeks!
Christopher: Yeah!
by Colliferferfrous November 02, 2007