Batpenis

Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!

by J. Quentin September 5, 2003

anapenis

the largest penis in the world, resembling an anaconda.

WOAH LOOK AT THAT ANAPENIS

by HAG! May 20, 2009

bentpenisitis

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Banananish

The language of the great Banana Empire spoken by the Banana Queen herself Lax_y

"I can speak banananish" , "wow that's awesome" replies another

by Snake242 August 27, 2018

ballpenis

a word that is funny to say lol

ow! my fucking ballpenis is aching broski!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crpeio May 19, 2022

Anti-Banananism

The opposing party to the bananan republic of banana, Yes indeed

I am an Anti-Banananism THta's a good they because the banana raped my wife

by Foggy retard June 26, 2023