ballswing

noun, used mainly by chavs and townies as a term of endearment, in the same context as "bruv", "son" and "blood"

"aite ballswing, hows it flowing?"

"no probs ballswing"

by twisty February 4, 2005

ballsanus

The area between your anus and your balls.

Aarne's ballsanus smells like skiddy's shit.

by Joe Penis November 25, 2007

ballbanger

A person who loves to bang another individuals testicles.

Dammit, Jacob Mackenzie! Quit being a penis twirling ballbanger!

by Elle Stephary September 8, 2007

Ballsagna

A multipurpouse exclamation expressing joy, surprise, or a humorous reaction to a person, place, or event.

John arrived home and discovered that his neighbor had baked him a delicious pie. "Ballsagna!" he exclaimed.

by grammar4646 August 20, 2010

Ballsandwich

Ballsandwich is a term that means, when taken superficially, any and every situation in which there are any variety of balls pressed up against two or more other objects, but to take the word in this light would be a misnomer. Ballsandwich is a transcendental idea that represents everything distasteful in the mind of a college male. As such, ballsandwich is not divided up into discrete units, but instead exists as a continuum, like soup. A person can have some ballsandwich, but when referring to the plurl of ballsandwich (ballsandwii), one must be discussing more than one CLASS of ballsandwich. For example, someone can want ballsandwich, but if they want two or more distinct kinds of ballsandwich, the person is correct in asking for ballsandwii.

Ryan: Adam, I'm feeling very hungry, wanna go get some lunch?
Adam: Ryan, you're such a tool and I hate you. Go eat some ballsandwich.
Ryan: Adam, I really don't like you, and one of these days I'm going to kill you.
Adam: On second thought Ryan, you should eat ballsandwii, and throw yourself off a cliff.
Ryan: Thanks Adam, I'm so glad I'm rooming with you.

by 113 Hunter Hall February 26, 2008

Ballang

a Saggy Droopy Nut Sack. caused by hot wether or heat.

Girl: Look At His Ballang!

Boy: I Got A Ballang That saggs even more!

by Kaptain Shit Ass February 20, 2009

ballshagged

fouled up beyond all reason

He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.

by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008