ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak March 21, 2011

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

The Balloon

When you are eating a chick out and you blow air into her pussy and then press on her stomach to have the air come rushing back out at you.

Yesterday i gave Brittney The Balloon and she was pissed!

by Farbelow December 01, 2006

Balloon

A airhead, A stupid person who floats/follows people around on a "string" like a bitch

Christian is a balloon

by goatbanger November 09, 2017

balloon

a heroin dealer

man im out of dope i need to go to the balloon

by afroman April 17, 2002

balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.

I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.

by The Evster July 13, 2006