Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.

The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.

by Superhonky October 3, 2011

ballfondler

Where you fondle upon his balls. And is a ball massager. They slather oil on your balls and dip it in chocolate cream. And enjoy. :)

“Fondle my balls bitch”
“Give me the ballfondler 9000 papi”

by Anolehairy September 30, 2020

Ballfondler

Ballfondler is a legendary guy, he struck fear into the heart of the vicious Jerma985 by saying “he’s going to shove and entire baseball up his ass.” Jerma was utterly terrified when he saw him in the hit game AMONG US (vr) Ballfondler left the game when Jerma wasn’t looking, causing him to be so stressed he mistook a vending machine for a chrewmate. Ballfondler hasn’t been seen since

FREE BALLFONDLER YOU SICK FUCK!!!

by The-Red-Thing December 4, 2022

ballcall

A rare version of the pocket-dial, executed with the testicles.

This girl was grinding me so hard I accidentally ballcalled my grandma.

by DonnaDixonLine December 21, 2009

ballfocals

The act of placing one's testicles over the bifocals of an unsuspecting victim. This is often performed to an individual who is asleep or unconscious, much to the delight of the assailant and spectators alike.

"Much to Jessie's chagrin, he woke up during class to find a pair of testicles covering the glasses he was wearing. Yanks had provided him with a complimentary pair of ballfocals"

by Yanks Gonna Give it to Ya May 23, 2006

barfocals

The phenomenon whereupon people appear to become better looking the drunker you get. See also beer goggles.

I could tell Josh had his barfocals on when he started hitting on the local bar skank.

by nostrilnick January 11, 2017

Balloobalos

;Someone with big balloobalos is a person with big balloon tits and a big ass.

Did you know that all the girls in my classroom have such big balloobalos? Jesus Christ!

by TheBreadThief May 1, 2022