Ball-Batter

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

She ate my ball-batter all up!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.

Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

ball batter

a males seamen

i covered her face in my ball batter last night

by bjcrabatho March 19, 2009

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Ball batter

Semen, cum, jizz, ball snot, splooge.

I covered my girl face with ball batter this morning.

by Taylor Ramsey May 18, 2018

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004