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Theory of balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007
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Baljot

someone who is really pretty, has a nice personality. she loves sports and loves to have fun. plus she's crazy and is always hungry
that girl is so crazy, her name must be Baljot
by absh September 26, 2011
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Ballit

A. The cheap incarnation of a baller, ie. "baller-light".

B. One possessing the attitude of a 'baller', sans the money, cloths, bling, street cred, wheels, bitches, and has yet to make it big. Probably wont.

C. Characteristics of cheep-ass-ness.
Observer: Yo, that ballits is taking that girl out for a date. A date at McDonalds for 35 cent cheese burgers. WITH no fries.
by Danny Devry August 21, 2008
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Balitnikoff

Alcohol, commonly vodka, snuck into a bar/restaurant/club for consuption on or outside of premises. Usually carried around in an inconspicuous container such as a water bottle. Prevalent during times of recession to save money. Can also be used as a code word for alcohol.
Individual 1: Damn, the shots are $10 at this place.
Individual 2: Relax, I have some Balitnikoff.
by vzilla February 20, 2010
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ballitchilitis

Jim: Hi, what's up?
Jose: Nothing much just got a serious case of ballitchilitis.
Jim: Cool, how can I get it?
Jose: Suck on my balls!
by Senad January 26, 2008
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bajito

A tasty piece of loven that comes in small quantities. Such as; a short woman who is attractive, or a shotglass of vodka.
'I saw that bajito on the dancefloor and knew i was going to mess her up...'
'You can't blame me, I'm just a bajito!'
'My name is Sarah and I like to dominate bajitos'
by Bajitolator September 22, 2010
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Baljot

laughs a lot, gets high really easily and a great friend eats a lot and hate eating with a sweater on and very clumsy
That girl is always falling shes a Baljot
by ilfazb September 3, 2011
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