The most complete and utter weapon of destruction in literary history. A beam of pure energy that is channeled by a person weilding the "One Power". It slightly affects time by erasing the target's actions up to a certain point depending on the amount of power behind it.
Balefire is the most dreaded "weave" in "The Wheel of Time" series.
Balefire is the most dreaded "weave" in "The Wheel of Time" series.
Person 1:
"Dude, Rand just blasted all of the other wizard-magic user type characters in all of fiction into none-existence with a flow of Balefire as big around as a house!"
Person 2:
"Yeah, I guess Luke and Gandalf didn't know when to shut the fuck up!"
Person 1:
"Who?....I seem to remember those names briefly?"
Person 2:
"Yeah something about somebody with a pointy hat, and another with some green thing, oh well, must not be important."
"Dude, Rand just blasted all of the other wizard-magic user type characters in all of fiction into none-existence with a flow of Balefire as big around as a house!"
Person 2:
"Yeah, I guess Luke and Gandalf didn't know when to shut the fuck up!"
Person 1:
"Who?....I seem to remember those names briefly?"
Person 2:
"Yeah something about somebody with a pointy hat, and another with some green thing, oh well, must not be important."
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Get the Ze Baff mug.Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
by Gwank July 17, 2004
Get the baffies mug.The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.
by thrain May 4, 2005
Get the balforth mug.noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
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Get the Baffletility mug.The act of smacking scrotums to express true friendship, but in front of an audience to avoid homosexuality. Must be performed intoxicated otherwise it may also be considered a homosexual endeavour.
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