The balderdash is a sex position.
The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.
If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn
The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).
For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
The common version: Both partners cover their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed. The top stands at the end of the room facing the bed and makes a running leap (like a slip-and-slide) towards their partner, penetrating the partner during the process.
If the bottom is a girl, her pubes should be waxed into a landing strip, or a brazillian wax to avoid any rug burn
The traditional version: Both partners must shave their entire bodies, including pubes. (Hence the "bald"erdash).
For variants of this position, see Mudslide.
by RatherDashing001 February 19, 2010
a rapidly receding hairline.
by rss56 April 10, 2009
by alessandro possamai August 08, 2006
(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.
“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen
by Catmailer March 03, 2011
Is a gameshow on the Ben Maller Show written by Anthony in Anaheim, played on Friday's at 2:30am. The game was formerly known as "Jeopardy " until the show received a letter from Jeopardy lawyers
by AnthonyinAnaheim March 31, 2017
How to Play Urban Dictionary Balderdash:
Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.
Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.
by crnbass August 03, 2009
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