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bald headed lie

A lie that comes from a bald headed person ... in most cases the person isn’t really physically bald but they lie in a ratchet bald headed manner.
David said he had money. In my soul I knew it was a bald headed lie.
by Apriljoi January 2, 2019
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bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis
I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -
by OdietheBoston June 30, 2016
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Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!
I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.
by BellaMafia March 30, 2019
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Bald Headed Prick

A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.

Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.
Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!

Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!

Mike: Fuck em!
by timmyv October 6, 2011
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bald-headed mouse

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.
by Tedwise October 27, 2003
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Bald Headed Squirrell

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut
Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.
by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011
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Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.
I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!
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