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balamory

A postmodernist masterpiece disguised as children's television.

OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...

...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.

Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.

Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!
Watch it for an example of the BBC's finest produce :P
by Mittens the Kitten December 23, 2004
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The decent excuse to watch kids tv when you are working from home.
The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.

Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.

PC Plum - Line dances...

Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.

Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.

Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?

Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
by jaseb June 6, 2004
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balamory

as in : whats the story in balamory
by emmalina March 19, 2005
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Balamory

Balamory is a childrens TV show, designed for children who are under 5, though has a larger fan club in the over 13 agegroup.
Having been to the island were the shoot Balamory. (the village is called Tobermory, have been visiting it for years and years.)
Archies pink castle doesn't exist!!!!!!
The man boobed crazy camper's lair of yougurt-puppets isn't there.
just thought uz need 2 know.
Archie is by far the best character.
Josie jump's house doesnt exist either but who cares abt her?
by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004
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strange kids show on the BBC. my housemate informed me that they usd to let tourists go there but they don't anymore. Is PC Pld gay?
this is an impression of how ms hulie says the bus driver's name

eeeeedie macreeeedie
by gabi May 13, 2005
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balagopal

the stern fatherly father who enjoys junk food and golf
he is such a balagopal
by Queen Mally March 2, 2015
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Balamuralikrishna

Balamuralikrishna is a name that is named to some Indian boys like extraordinary people like singer Balamuralikrishna sir and some dumbasses like me . The main thing is most of the times you can't write this name in your answer sheet sufficiently. Balamuralikrishna denotes the Lord Krishna of Hindu Mythology. It's a sanskrit name in which 'Bala' means Small Or little 'Murali' means flute and Krishna means 'Black'. As Lord Krishna was black they called me then.
Hamitha mam: Hey Bala! Murali! Krishna!

Your name is as big as your mouth man stop talking.

Balamuralikrishna:Thank you for helping me mam. If you keep on joking with these lame jokes I will forget how to laugh and my mouth will get shrinked as your name
by Raghuvaran February 9, 2022
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