Baljeet

Baljeet is a sexy beast everyone loves him no cap one of the most popular people around.

Sheesh Baljeet kinda cute

by ThatIndianKid69 April 2, 2021

balanje

when you see something out of the ordinary (like two people fucking in an alleyway) and you get so fucking scared that you shout “BALANJE”

rodney: wtffff is that pk & dc fucking!!
joe: i think it is
both: *walks past them* BALANJE

by fuck lp November 7, 2019

Balaji

1. (n.) Thug Of Thugs; OG of OG's. Born in 1990 on the streets of india, he quickly came to america and quickly gained respect form his wise decisions, intellect, and bravery. Later he changed his name to, BallaG. Even though it is spelled differently it is still pronounced the same.

2. (v.);BallaG; to kill or, more street, to cap an ass.

3. (adj.)A person who is smart and makes quick decisions. One who is brave and fears nothing also one who is very athletic.

1. (v) Yo im'a gonna BallaG you bitatch.

2. (adj.) Yo you a real Balaji dog.

by BiggMac March 7, 2005

Blajewsiantino

When a Blasian (Black-Asian) and a Jewtino/Jewtina (Jewish-Latino/a) have a kid. This kid has many ethnic minorities, which is why this kid is so awesome!

-Have you seen that Blajewsiantino?
-Yeah, she is so pretty!
-And smart!
-And athletic!
-Yeah, but she's so stingy!

by blasianluver November 16, 2011

Theory of balajitivity

This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.

While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.

by Festus Wondergums August 15, 2007

Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji

A professional roaster for hire, if you get caught in a roast battle with him, you might as well start inviting people for your funeral. Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji PULLS bitches but he got no time for that. Borris spends 3/4 of his life perfecting his Minecraft skills in education edition and analysing Dreams moves at 0.25x speed.

Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji: "At least I'm not a pineapple head, small brain kid who is undeveloped and has down syndrome with a mum and dad who're poopyheads. I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge in Minecraft"

Guy: *dies*

by babu chettan March 10, 2022

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.

Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*

by babu chettan March 10, 2022