Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005

baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010

baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank

Beans on toast all round
me: No thanks

by ogaiy June 18, 2003

baked beans

The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls

We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.

by banana July 6, 2004

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023