bagelwhore

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways

chelsea is such a bagelwhore

by FreakyBread April 25, 2017

Badgerhole

The anus - specifically referenced in moments of loving penetration, juxtaposed against the rushed pace of daily urban life.

Charles: Oh Petulia, you know I've always wanted to hold you so close and look into those deep blue eyes of yours.
Petulia: Charles, stop being so overdramatic and stick it in honey - We've only got 5 minutes!

(Charles thrusts forward, to no avail)

Petulia: Honey, wrong hole - not in the pink, in the stink !
Charles: Roger that Petulia : Try number 2 - this bunny is going down the badgerhole !

by Shyboy72 November 27, 2020

Baehole

When your significant other is your Bae, and a Asshole

Hey baehole, how is your day going?

by FitFreak November 14, 2015

poop in the baghole

1. a statement one exclaims when something goes wrong

I just failed the test! Poop in the baghole!

by bolusface1111111111 September 25, 2011

Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

beaglehole

Company that manufactures optoelectronic equipment, or getting a rimjob by a dog.

"I hear that beaglehole manufactures quality ellipsometers."

"I think I caught fleas whilst getting beagleholed last Wednesday."

by Kyle Jacobson May 19, 2004

Baghole

An undersized, bitter and highly negative entity that reaps negative energy because that it all that they sow.

Baghole: I hope the housing market falls so you loose your home.

(Next Day)

Scatt: Wow, how can someone be that mean to hope *I* lose my home?

Karla: Because she's a baghole!

by Zeuropa November 17, 2009