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european man bag

European Man Bag is a bag roughly proportioned to the size of A5 scrapbook. Typically worn across the chest, off a single shoulder. The bag is design for the todays, modern ethnic man, operating outside of the drug trade and hence negating the requirement for the hallmark bumbag/fanny-pack, instead leaving the world to guess as to their dubious sexual proclivity.
George Michael "Do you think the one with the European Man Bag will meet me in the bathroom?"
by roflcopter14 January 1, 2014
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man bag

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Especiclly prevalent in cities and on college campuses.
Jack's man bag was more stylish than a backpack.
by Tim Meadows January 19, 2004
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Man bag

A purse, large duffel bag, or any other kind of bag carried by a man, not always gay.
Its not a purse! its man bag.
by Pablamos August 9, 2005
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man bag

A little purse like bag that gay men carry around. Often disguised as a backpack but are generally smaller and much less manly.
John's leather messenger bag is cool, not like that little man bag that Randal carries around and tries to pass off as not gay.
by Todd March 3, 2005
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Man Bag

A stylish small pouch with one strap, or a larger messenger bag, simply carried by men. The men who wear these aren't all necessarily gay, just metrosexual, or just have a good sense of style. Just because a man dresses decently doesn't mean he's a homosexual.
Girl 1: Look at that Man Bag, ugh he's so gay.

Girl 2: John isn't gay actually, he just dresses decently. You should get some fashion advice from him yourself, your shoes are stupid.
by !Olivia! October 4, 2008
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man bag

see scrotumand nut sack
The bitch kicked me in the man bag when I grabbed her ass.
by wcp3rd April 12, 2004
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Fruity Man Bag

1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.
Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.
by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006
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