A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.
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- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.
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- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.
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by eparagger123 March 16, 2021
Get the Big Bäenis Syndrome mug.A musically inclined person who, instead of being a showman (like most guitarists, but not all) is more the pure musician along with the drummer, the pianist, and the mandolin player, the "musician in the group.
But the main job (this, coming from a bass player) is to translate the languages between the guitarist and the drummer, for they speak two totally different languages.
And popular to popular opinion, the bass player does not usually create the rhythm or even state it for the guitarist to play along with, it is the drummer that does that in most circumstances. The bass player in most occasions adds to that rhythm and makes it more complex, or creates a bas(s)is for drum solos.
But the main job (this, coming from a bass player) is to translate the languages between the guitarist and the drummer, for they speak two totally different languages.
And popular to popular opinion, the bass player does not usually create the rhythm or even state it for the guitarist to play along with, it is the drummer that does that in most circumstances. The bass player in most occasions adds to that rhythm and makes it more complex, or creates a bas(s)is for drum solos.
Guitarist: Dude! I am the leader of this band.
Drummer: *obscure mumbling*
Guitarist: What'd he say?
Bassist: He said you're a douche, dude.
Drummer: *obscure mumbling*
Guitarist: What'd he say?
Bassist: He said you're a douche, dude.
by Matthew Berg January 12, 2008
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Get the bænis mug.when you accept someone back as your friend for a trial period. That is, they sucked it up as your friend for a while so you are giving them a chance to redeem themselves.
Sally didn't call me once over break but I'm giving her a trial basis friendship to see if she can get her stuff together and be a real friend.
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"You've been going over his place a lot. What's his story?"
"Girl, hell if I know. He could have a wife, three kids, and five grandbabies for all I know. We on a need-to-ho basis."
"Girl, hell if I know. He could have a wife, three kids, and five grandbabies for all I know. We on a need-to-ho basis."
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Get the Need-to-ho basis mug.The blank, uncaring stare a bassist gives to a guitarist when the guitarist goes on about how he learned that if he holds a chord on lower frets, he can sound like Kirk Hammett, or anything like that.
Guitarist: "Dude, if i hold a D-chord but put my middle finger on the G-string and play them fast, it will sound like the intro to Master Of Puppets. Isn't that cool Jared?"
Bassist:(Gives Bassist stare)(Not paying attention. Thinking of girls in G-strings) Oh ya, Cameron. that's crazy
Bassist:(Gives Bassist stare)(Not paying attention. Thinking of girls in G-strings) Oh ya, Cameron. that's crazy
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Wow, Cliff Burton and Lars Ulrich (in Metallica had a great Bassist-Drummer relationship..... and probably got all of the girls
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