Looking for badgers

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

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poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

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Badgersand

A natural mix of clay, sand and shale first found in Ralltgoed valley, Wales. Now sourced on the Esgair estate used for top dressing downhill mountain bike tracks.

We need another ton of Badgersand to finish this berm

by Stumpuller May 11, 2020

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Trouser badgers

The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.

Someone farts and people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.

by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009

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badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

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