1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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Get the badmintoning mug.Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
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Get the Online Badminton mug.Where sluts called Alishia go on a Friday afternoon. Some Alishias go on Wednesday as well if they are feeling frisky. Dress code for badminton is: 'slutty goes far in life'. The motto for Alishias badminton slut club as said by Alishia A herself "the sluttier the better".
Girl UL: Alishia can I come to the badminton slut club??
Alishia the badminton slut(president of club): yeah sure you can - we can make anyone into a slut within a matter of a few sessions
Alishia the badminton slut(president of club): yeah sure you can - we can make anyone into a slut within a matter of a few sessions
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