Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

ROBLOX bacon hair

They get treated like newborn puppys, like they are the same as you.

Awww! It's a ROBLOX bacon hair! Need help? 🥺
Turns out it was a fake bacon, the slender then gets mad at the person and says mic up kid.

by ROBLOX memes September 9, 2020

bacon hairs

Dumbasses that are extremely common in a game known as roblox.
extremely unfunny or overrated.
they are either a 2 year old toddler or a retarded tiktoker that makes unfunny jokes.
very difficult to find a bacon hair that has common sense.

These bacon hairs are fucking annoying.
I wanna squish every single bacon hairs face

by Peoplehater1234 April 22, 2022

Bacon and Gravy Haircut

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.

I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.

by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Hairy Bacon

The hairy flaps of a lady garden

She had hairy bacon!

by Oakum April 1, 2009

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020