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Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
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blocksplaining

Telling people how blockchain technology is the solution to every conceivable problem without them even asking
I really liked Peter, but then he started blocksplaining
by iamtheword December 12, 2017
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Bubbler BackSplash

The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.
Dude, Joe's bong is so small I get Bubbler BackSplash every time I smoke out of it.
by kejo66 December 28, 2007
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Louisiana Backsplash

the dirty water from previous user that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit fast and hits your hanging balls sack.
by Joey Lumpkin October 14, 2007
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bangsplain

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.
I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.
by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022
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Backslang

a language you can speak without being understood by other people that dont know how to speak it. you say a word for each syllable and add an 'uvag' between each of them. complicated....
in backslang, hi would be 'huvagi' hello would be 'hevage luvago' incomprehensibilities would be 'ivigincovegomprevege hevegensivegibivegillivegitevegies'
by jamphlett January 15, 2011
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blumkin backsplash

What happens when you are getting a blowjob while taking a huge shit and the shit falls into the toilet causing the one doing the blowing to get a face full of shit water.
Oh man last night i gave my bitch the worst blumkin backsplash ever her face was completely covered in poo water.
by blumkinKing January 14, 2009
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