blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.

"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."

by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Backhoe

1) a side bitch

2) a bitch on the side
3) sumthin' on the side

I was out to dinner with the wifey, but shit got weird when my backhoe was the waitress.

by Backhoe bitch June 8, 2016

Mexican backhoe

A shovel.

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"

by Yago October 8, 2003

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.

Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole

by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009

drama blackhole

In reference to a person that attracts drama with the strength of a black hole. Especially if it's about interpersonal issues.

"My ex has turned into a total drama blackhole! She's talking trash to my friends!"

by thegoodex November 23, 2009