BackHAND

an effective way to beat someone with your hands most commonly used by people named jack and middleastern dads if a belt is not available if u get backhanded u deserved it unless u got back handed by laramey in that case u slap dat bih across da face

oh shit porter just got backhanded by jack goddamn

by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019

backhander

Noun. A bribe, not to be confused with an aggressive action.

(after being pulled over by a policeman for speeding, Granny Pubby has a few tricks up her sleeve...)
"Would a backhander get me out of this trouble, luv?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

THE BACKHAND

A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.

I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.

by OliverS May 05, 2005

backhander

A slap given to the back of a person's head, using the dorsal or palmer side of the hand. This action is usually the result of a very irritating or stupid thing the recipient either said or did.

"If you don't shut up, i will give you a backhander"

"would you like a backhander?"

by aba March 27, 2005

backhander

A payment given, normally in a secretive fashion.

Christine, are you giving backhanders to the butcher?

by After Miss Julie April 01, 2011

Backhander

A gift, favor or compliment presented with sarcastic intent.

"Bob really dealt Mort a serious backhander with that awful birthday gift."

by Mega_Huge December 15, 2014

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 21, 2011