Ur dad left for the milk and never came back means that ur dad left for the milk and never came back, a joke, or a excuse to leave a room forever and never come back.........
by -_-Cora-_- September 3, 2022
Get the Ur dad left for the milk and never came back mug.The feeling you have in your mouth the morning after drinking most of a bottle of Kinsey vodka . Like licking the back of a Saharen camel with extremely coarse and dry hair.
Philip: I'm so hungover after those two pints last night.
Dave: Ya feels like I was licking the camels backW.B Yeats.
Dave: Ya feels like I was licking the camels backW.B Yeats.
by Obair lamh January 27, 2010
Get the Licking the camels back mug.“To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either, the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend’s wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater.” – Kodos
"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov
"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov
by randomguy908727 August 16, 2011
Get the Back seat of a camaro mug.The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
Get the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk mug.A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"
Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!
by bajgrace4u June 16, 2010
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by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022
Get the Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back mug.Mid-western slang for a Middle-eastern person.
Often brown in color.
Occupation: Gas station clerk and/or telemarketer.
Often brown in color.
Occupation: Gas station clerk and/or telemarketer.
Jim Bob: "God damn Camel Backs took meh job!
Billy Rey: "Down there in tech support?"
Jim Bob: "Hell yes brother!"
Billy Rey: "Why the hell would they do that? Can't understand them Camel Backs anywho!"
Jim Bob: "TO THE PILE!"
Billy Rey: TOOK YUR JERRRRB!"
Billy Rey: "Down there in tech support?"
Jim Bob: "Hell yes brother!"
Billy Rey: "Why the hell would they do that? Can't understand them Camel Backs anywho!"
Jim Bob: "TO THE PILE!"
Billy Rey: TOOK YUR JERRRRB!"
by IVOTEDFORBINLADIN August 16, 2011
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