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babysitter

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*
by fuckershocking April 10, 2005
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The babysitter

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore
Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time
by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021
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babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.
by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009
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babysitter

In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."
Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?
by Yon Yiminy Yon Yonson March 31, 2007
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babysitter

Hey don't hire a babysitter.
by iwillnottellyou May 23, 2020
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Australian babysitter

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012
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Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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