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baby on board 

a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.
Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."

Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."

Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."
baby on board by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006
highly thrown around word when u want to get your point across.
on baby, stop playin wit me!!!
on baby you pettyyy!!!!
on baby by mandy606 January 14, 2009
On baby is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." On baby
is the name of a stuffed animal child that a 2 students really cared about. Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
"oN bAbY this homework is hard"

"On BaBy she is thicc"
On Baby by THOOBMOOBS October 2, 2019

on baby jesus 

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
on baby jesus by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Baby on a Breast

Can be used for many applications but generally used to describe something or someone that remains excessively close to something else.
Bruh, Vashank be clingy as fuck he like a baby on a breast.
Jasif does not stop juuling he forreal a baby on a breast.
Baby on a Breast by Oasissandwich October 17, 2018

Baby on a trampoline 

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
Baby on a trampoline by DocCod November 6, 2015