kiss the baby

polite way of telling your buddies to F off; reference to going to prison for many years so kiss the baby cause the next time you'll see him he aint gonna be no baby no more

"you can bend over and kiss the baby"; "you are a baby kisser"

kiss the baby by lil Jenny Q December 22, 2008

Kiss the baby

to give oral sex to a pregnant woman.

she was 6 months pregnant and horny so she told me to go kiss the baby.

Kiss the baby by Sean P. K. August 3, 2007

kiss the baby

To give a woman oral sex. To eat her out.

Jarred loves to kiss the baby!!!

kiss the baby by kyle knapp April 11, 2007

Kiss the Baby

Good-bye

I have to get going. Kiss the Baby.

Kiss the Baby by D-wrizzle December 18, 2008

kiss me baby one more time 

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

kiss me baby one more time by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2015

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina 

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

baby-kisser 

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

baby-kisser by Light Joker March 5, 2005