big fucking baby

Usually a cute girl whose cuteness is overlooked due to her tendency to be extremely whiny and/or needy. When she isn't acting like her usual big fucking baby self, she comes across as very sophisticated - because she is. She is also of abnormally high intelligence...

she just tends to be so damn annoying sometimes!

Sometimes shortened to BFB

Big Fucking Baby: I don't know if I want to go to this party tonight because Im so tired and I just dont feel good... it's cold outside anyways and I think it's going to storm later and so I think I should just stay in tonight. I'm really hungry... Feed me!

Friend of the BFB: Oh my god, shut up, you're such a big fucking baby

by Plant Eater November 6, 2010

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I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 3, 2021

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TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.

Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

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Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy

What you tell your bitch to do in the bedroom

She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words

“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying

“Lick it up daddy”

by * Kinky daddy* August 17, 2021

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