Baby carrot

When your friend has a penis the size of a baby carrot

Ej:"Lauer has a baby carrot, I would know because I put it in my mouth"

Baby carrot by Not baby carrot August 15, 2018

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

Baby Carrot by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

Baby carrot by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

Baby Carrot by JATB March 28, 2023

baby carrot syndrome 

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

baby carrot syndrome by Imagine that October 5, 2016

Baby Carrot Dick 

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

Baby Carrot Dick by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Little baby carrot 

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

Little baby carrot by Myles Welch July 6, 2018