Baby Carrots

A woman with a really nice ass, whose ass in turn you would be willing to eat baby carrots out of.

Omg Jim I would eat baby carrots out of that girl's ass...

Or if at work at your retail job, it can be a code word. Say "hey Darryl, baby carrots, aisle 26."

by jmac6389 May 29, 2014

baby carrot

An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.

by Kevind1207 August 17, 2006

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

Little baby carrot

Tiny dick

Mel has a little baby carrot. Reasons why he gets no bitches

by Myles Welch July 6, 2018

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022