barbertology

Certificate in cutting hair

He went to school and got his barbertology certificate.

by Tylerthebarber February 26, 2017

Barbertha

A middle-aged white woman who spends her free time judging you while drinking a full glass of wine. Karen's best friend and fellow book club member.

"Barbertha yelled at me because I stepped within 12 feet of her property."

"Did she call the cops?"

"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."

by underfunded_public_school March 23, 2023

Barberton

A small town with one high school and one middle school.
Average IQ: 9.
Was declared to have the "Best Chicken in America."
The chicken there sucks.
AKA: Barbertucky.

Dude, these kids sound like Barberton-ians.

by InnocentBystander13 May 24, 2011

Balbert

The sexiest tractor I know!

Woooow! Balbert is GOOD!

by Nevermind July 23, 2003

Babertooth Tiger

An unprecedentedly attractive female with the ferocity, appetite, and guile similar to a Sabertooth Tiger.

Alex: Dang, Annie sure is a Babertooth Tiger. Do you think she'd go out with me?
Marty: Forget about her man, she'd eat us alive.
Alex: *Sigh* Your're probably right.

by Marty Muley August 2, 2010

Boabert

A person with a small penis.

Girl 1) So did you have sex with him last night ?
Girl 2) No!! He pulled down his pants and he turned out to be a boabert.

by Whyte_Clouds April 20, 2018

BarberTy

A man who cheats, manipulates, and abuses women for his own selfish advantages because he is narcissistic. Don’t lend him money you’ll never see it again. And don’t have a baby with him because you’ll end up a single mother. Also known at Tyler Holmes

Girl your man sounds like BarberTy you can do so much better

by CAT101090 March 8, 2020