Bulbasaur 

Literally the best Pokémon in the world and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Some guy: 'Bulbasaur is so trash.'
*Bulbasaur materializes next to guy and blasts him to shreds*

Bulbasaur by feahsfjaksfhaeosjifaweiof November 3, 2020

Bulbasaur 

God

Joe: Hey what starter did you pick
Bob: GOD(bulbasaur)

Bulbasaur by CheesiLudi February 17, 2022

Bulbasaur 

Used as a discreet way to talk about or plan on smoking pot when in a room full of people. Or telling a friend that you recently came across some a small quanity of pot. You may use Ivysaur or Venusaur depending on how strong or (dank) the weed may be.

"Dude, I caught a BULBASAUR over by that guys house, you wanna meet him it my room later?"

"I'm getting sick of catching BULBASAUR, we need to evolve to an IVYSAUR, and if we can get a VENUSAUR, I'll totally shit a brick!"

"Man, I was chillin' with my BULBASAUR all weekend..."

Bulbasaur by WasabiShadow April 6, 2009

Bulbasaur 

A sex act where a woman is tied up with vines and cut repeatedly with thorns or sharp leaves. She is then forced to give the man a blowjob on the grass, giving her grass stains on her knees.

I wanted that bitch and was thinking about it, and I was like, Bulbasaur, I choose you!

Bulbasaur by Tessykins December 9, 2008

Bulbasaur 

When a male shouts 'bulbasaur i choose you' and whips out his penis and says 'use vine whip'
And proceeds to aggressively smack a female multiple times with his penis.

Person 1: I heard that you used the bulbasaur on Sharron last night.
Person 2: Yes I did she loved it!

Bulbasaur by Friendly service support February 1, 2021

bulbasaur 

A person with a large head shaped like a boulder

Oi! Bulbasaur get your head out of the way

bulbasaur by Poker Her Man November 30, 2009

Bulbasaur 

The name of a pokemon with an enormous bulb on its back, used as a derogotory term for someone with an enormous nose as their nose makes them apear to be said pokemon when infact it is just their huge nose.

"look at that huge wart on his face!"

"It's not a wart its his nose"

"oh, what a Bulbasaur!"

Bulbasaur by The FSM April 24, 2009