The most ultimate, rizziest sigma known to mankind.
He is the star character in the
German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg,
Germany.
Alternative names:
The
German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver