Boxed

The internment into a coffin, tomb or whichever end-of-life vessel is chosen by the representatives of the deceased party.

Damn! Did you hear that what’s-his-head Boxed last night?
Nhaw. What happened to ‘em?
He boxed!
WTF does that mean?
Damn, bro. He bought the farm.
Oh, good for him; we need more domestic food production.
What!? No, dude. He cashed it.
Awesome! I’m glad someone is making some profit ‘round here!
Oy! No! He bit the big one. You know; he’s taking a dirt nap.
It’s no surprise that he’s tired: what’s the big deal?
Well, he’s fucking dead.
No shit! Why didn’t you tell me.

by YAWA February 2, 2022

boxed

To not be able to move after smoking marijuana. Such as a boxer when he tries to get up after getting knocked out. He is "boxed" out.

"Chelsey was so boxed after smoking that bowl."

by nitemarenme33 March 24, 2009

Boxed

The feeling of being boxed is when you're in a little weed hole and cant get your self out of it, usually the result from smoking too much cannabis.

Friend - "Dude... im fucking boxed"
Me - "Yea bro ride it out"

by Kujaftw June 9, 2013

boxed

confused

When my stats teacher started talking about Sampling Distributions in class the other day, I was completely boxed. I had NO idea what she was saying.

I'm so boxed when I watch Games of Thrones. Like, who can keep all those different characters straight?

by gatsbygirl506 March 7, 2021

Boxed

to get put in a coffin aka killed

John: You seen the news? Sam: Why? John: 3 people got boxed last night. Sam: The murder rate is going up again.

by Phillyslanguage October 29, 2011

boxed

To be punched up in the face

That boy got boxed in his face piece

by Mickey Kay January 11, 2005

boxed

The female version of being "Canned"
When a girl falls down and her foot lands where her
vagina is.
OUCH!
Somebody kicking a ball at a girls vagina would be boxing her.

"Hey Julie, when I fell down the other day, I totally boxed myself"

"ELLA! somebody just kicked a ball at my private area. I was boxed!"

by Ella, gnar September 5, 2008