Booner

Booner is a merging of the words "boat" and "hoon".

(pronounced /bu: ner/ like Boone's Farm fine wines)

In Australia, a hoon is a lout who drives like an asshole. Hoon is used to refer to one who drives a car or boat in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society, i.e. too fast, too noisily or too dangerously.

Boner is a slang term for erection, like as a typical Booner would say, "driving a fast boat gives me a boner".

Schooner is a old schooly nautical term for a type of sail boat. Sail boaters that harass the public waters can also be booners. Schooner rhymes with booner.
That asshole ripping it up on the jet-ski sure is a fucking booner.
by Canoe Snob of Minnesota August 23, 2013
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He is such a booner.
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The state in which your penis is not fully erect but at the state to where it is stiff but bendable.
Bro i tried to fuck this chick but all i got was a booner out of her!
by fuckmaster22 July 30, 2009
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Who farted? Booner did!!
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The kind of guy to act gay and fuck your girl.
"Oh is that Booner, man fuck that guy"
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when your hyper, and try to say boner, but instead you say booner.
OMG! he popped a booner
by jessyca August 11, 2004
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Derived from the word 'lambooner'
meaning an alcoholic drink. lager, beer etc.
A group of people standing in a bar/pub, one turns to the others and says, 'get the booner's in!'
by carl hart August 10, 2005
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