BMD

One crazy ass motha fuckaaa...loves ball sacks, walks on the beach, and burritos.. shmufagod mayneee!

Dude BMD is one crazy kidd yo!

by BurritoGOD April 17, 2010

Bmd

Beating my dick

Girlfriend: "You didn't text back for 2 hours!!"
Boyfriend: "Sorry babe I was bmd but the vid had a cool story."

by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 3, 2017

Bmd

Noun. Slang for Baby mama drama.

Man that girl has several baby daddies. Yeah she also has lots of Bmd!

by B-rizzle December 6, 2018

BMDS

Broke My D*mn Scale. (On A Scale From 1-10)

That Girl Is So Fine She BMDS!

by @Bawz_N_Ya_Jawz January 24, 2013

Bmd

Big Mexican dick

Hey he's got a bmd supposedly.

by Bigpappi.37025 December 7, 2017

bmd

blow my dick

hey andy bmd

by pitoelcubano July 1, 2008

“BMD”

When i guy says he’s about to “BMD” is his saying that he is about to jack off/masturbate.

Person 1: Yo bro what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, i’m about to “BMD”

by Vonfromd410 December 7, 2019