Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
by THIS-guy-!!!! July 9, 2010
Get the poodle bluffing mug.Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.
"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"
by BeardStrong April 26, 2014
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When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.
Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?
Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.
Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?
Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.
Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.
by sexy_weirdo March 14, 2022
Get the Love bluffing mug.Acting like you don’t care about anything and staying “unbothered” to protect your aura, while you’re actually thinking about it way too much and it affects you more than you admit.
Posts like he doesn’t care, then watches who viewed his story instantly. That’s aura bluffing.
Acts like he doesn’t care about her, but his mood depends on her replies. That’s aura bluffing.
Acts like he doesn’t care about her, but his mood depends on her replies. That’s aura bluffing.
by Mr Gurpman March 18, 2026
Get the Aura Bluffing mug.Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.
Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
Jill: Nah...
Joe: I'll buy dinner.
Jill: OK.
Joe: Are you gonna put out?
Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!
by Eddy January 21, 2009
Get the Bluffin with my muffin mug.joe is not going to come home tonight...so i am going to take care of myself and go home and do some muffin buffing
by fuckthathotass69 March 10, 2017
Get the muffin buffing mug.Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it
Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none
by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011
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