1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "Blue."
A: "So you have blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS
soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest
bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond
hair and a reich."