1)
A: "What color are your eyes?"
B: "
Blue."
A: "So you have
blue eyes?"
B: "Yes."
2)
A: "Hey SS soldier, I have pics of blue eyed people."
B: "Where is the nearest bathroom, I have a boner... Ill need to borrow those pictures as well."
A: "So you must love
blue eyes right?"
B: "Only when complemented with blond hair and a reich."