Blurthurt

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

Blothpick

Feeling of mild depression experienced during the lull after an anticipated or exciting event.

Now that the party was over and everyone had left I had blothpick.

The week had been great but now that it was over and she had to go back to the routine of her daily life she had a bad case of blothpick.

by Leah Fae September 1, 2008

Blowthor

The wind blowing 'pagan' icon being put onto the renovations to a Lubbock Highway.

Guy1: You see what those fundies did to Blowthor?
Guy2: No shit man, they smashed him up.
Guy1: Dumbasses paying for a highway then breaking it.

by Divergent Reality November 5, 2004

Borthday

Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday

"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"

by Carrotman August 8, 2010

blort

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

Borthwick

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.

"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"

by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick-Jackson

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.

"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"

by juicebox August 17, 2016