That annoying type of dump when it's not quite solid and not quite diarrhea. Results in lots of small solid chunks of poo along with some liquid. Possibly the most annoying type of shit out there.

Guy 1 - Dude, this bathroom's gonna smell for days! I just let out a load of blobby bits into your toilet!

Guy 2 - Aw come on man blobby bits are the worst! Why'd you have to do this in my bathroom!

Blobby Bits by Gosteelers2020 November 15, 2011

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Maddi Bullock is such a blobby ho bag
Blobby ho bag means - a fat whore

blobby ho bag by Flabbergasted May 22, 2018

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Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.

All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.

Blobby Trolls by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022

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