Blasphemy

Bullshit, untrue

guy:Hello kitty sucks

Girl: Blasphemy

by KDonz September 04, 2010

Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 04, 2013

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 02, 2007

blasphemy

a slang term for the word bullshit.

Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.

by Jacky L December 25, 2007

Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 03, 2019

blasphemy

The intent of doing an act that's considered to go with your beliefs with a third-party goes completely against your belief.

Person 1: I'm vegan, but I'm purchasing a vegan food product from a non-vegan food franchise
Person 2: Blasphemy!

by Can't find a handle November 14, 2021

blasphemy

To do something out of ordinary ,kind of like playing god or to act like you are. To state false comments about things you dont kno.

Jenny always assumes she knows everything about a certain person ,but yet she knows nothing ,she needs to stop trying to play god and shut up

by Shelbs April 09, 2005