Blap 

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?

Blap by blajman October 13, 2010

blap 

used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.

Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.

Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.

bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap

guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap

blap by williet hughnot November 1, 2019

Blap 

The sound a person makes when they imitate fireing a pistol.

1. The gun sounds like "Blap, Blap, Blap".
2. I wipped out my pistol and Blap, Blap, Blap I shot the man down.
3. I pointed it at him and Blap I shot him dead.

Blap by Ryan 4BZ February 1, 2004

blap 

To destroy your opponent with ease. Used in online games.

<banaj> i blapped that rogue in 2 spells

blap by Ojajoh October 16, 2006

BLAP 

to bump and slap music really loud, especially with extra hard basslines, while dancing and having the best time of your life. may or may not involve the following: turntables, hot chicks, crunk juice, beach, special occasion, friends

Let's BLAP! Blappin is so much fun! We were blapping so hard at the beach with our turntables! It was totally blappin in that club! We should go to blapaholics anonymous meetings. But blapping is my favorite thing to do, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it...BLAP!

BLAP by PapaGradez July 10, 2010

Blap 

Blapping is a way of describing a sudden surge of proficiency in a first-person shooter. It doesn't mean you perform poorly normally, it's just a way of expressing that you are particularly satisfied with your performance. It's most often used shortly into a round after enough time to evaluate whether it's going to be a "good" or "bad" game in terms of your performance.

The term derives satirically from rap and hip-hop music where rappers use it as an onomatopoeic representation of gun (usually handgun) blasts. Alternatively, it may derive from being a jackass and yelling it out the window of a moving vehicle trying to scare pedestrians.

The need for the word can be partially attributed to the fact that "pew pew" isn't appropriate for conventional, non-energy weapons, and thus an equally expressive sound was needed for firearms.

Wow I'm blappin' on fools this round!

I just blapped this dude so hard!

I'm about to get my blap on!

Blap by DriftEJ20 June 10, 2011

Blap 

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song

we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger

Blap by badgersr20 October 28, 2010