martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022

Demitri blackwood

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.

“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“

by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

Lord Blackwood

a huuuuuuuuuge penis

yeah dude, he's got a nice Lord Blackwood.

by sneakysweeny November 7, 2010

A Blackwood

Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.

Girl 1: Hi!!!!

Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.

Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?

Girl 2: *smirks evilly*

Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!

by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 6, 2010

jase blackwood

A wanna be jockey and secret gay
Loves to feed turmeric

Has matchy matchy saddle pads and uses sainsbury's bags for a horse hood
All the gear no idea
Lives in the shadow of his son.

Jase Lost anal virginity aged 12 by his riding instructors.

Look at the state of jase blackwood acting a clown trying to ride unsuitable ponies.

Jesus did you see ruby fall at the last and so a jase Blackwood

by Bbaden May 15, 2019

Blackwoods

A server about the band Tally Hall you dont want to join.

Did you join Blackwoods? I did & all i saw was among us & your mom jokes.

by Zippy_is_lame December 27, 2021