martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 27, 2022

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Demitri blackwood

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.

“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“

by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020

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Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 02, 2020

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Lord Blackwood

a huuuuuuuuuge penis

yeah dude, he's got a nice Lord Blackwood.

by sneakysweeny November 07, 2010

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A Blackwood

Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.

Girl 1: Hi!!!!

Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.

Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?

Girl 2: *smirks evilly*

Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!

by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 06, 2010

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