Blackwood

A collection of outcasts and general idiots whose sole purpose in life is to find a way to win illegitimately.

Blackwood Blackwood Blackwood, We suck

by Johny small Hands March 28, 2023

Blackwood

1. (Noun) A person or group that is easily corrupted by the smallest bit of power in a L.A.R.P.

See also: Green Dragons(Archaic)

Well I was just banned.

What for?

Not being a Blackwood

by TheOneTrueMemeLord June 7, 2025

Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.

Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!

by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010

Blackwood comp

A rlly shitty school

“Hey! What school do you go to?” “Blackwood comp”

by Wilby._.scoot September 30, 2023

martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022

Demitri blackwood

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.

“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“

by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020